What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar? It becomes a flee market.
A bomb is like a baby when you drop it everyone screams
I once told an orphan to go big or go home, he replied I can't get home it got bombed
Twitter just blew my mind i was havin a blast until i ened the stream with a bang
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell? Explosion
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning fortunately no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
What were the astronauts' last word before the shuttle blew up? what does this button do....
Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere 💀
These jokes are a little to explosive if you ask me
what do you call a Suicide bomber under the water?
answer: a bath bomb
boom it went
I would make a joke but it won't be as explosive as the others
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamakazi I had rented
My sister’s birthday is on 9-11, when she opened her presents she jumped up with explosion
what do you call a suicide bomber in a weelchair?
an rcxd (remote control explosive)
Puns: I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th. They're going to have an explosive party, that will definitely blow you away. It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast too!
I wish they taught 9/11 at school
It would make these jokes more explosive 🧨
pov : your mum is a bomber
