Explosion

Explosion Jokes

Rizz

I just want to say this...

You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)

Bomb

What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?

It becomes a flee market.

Orphan

I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."

Stream

Twitter just blew my mind.

I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!

Missile

A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.

Astronaut

What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?

"What does this button do...?"

Orphanage

The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.

Birthday

My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.

Birthday

I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.

They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!

It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!

9/11

I wish they taught 9/11 at school.

It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨