Explode jokes

How does the earth rate its sex?

Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.

If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!

Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie!

How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.

What's the difference between a baby and a ball?

If you inflate the ball, it won't explode.

Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded?

Everywhere.

How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.

A girl and a boy were on a date. The boy kept farting. The girl asked, "What is wrong?!?". The boy replied, "Explosive diarrhea.". The girl said, "Ew".

The boy went to the bathroom, and the place exploded. The center of the explosion, the bathroom.

Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?

So they don't explode when you f*** them.

When you put the chicken in the oven, it goes down, and the oven explodes. The oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass, and all goes back.

I ate some gunpowder once. It was an exploding experience.

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!

Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?

Because their phone exploded the towers.

Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.

A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.

First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."

Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!

How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?

As soon as the bomb exploded on her.

Why did the chicken explode? Because he pooped his pants!

Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!

I'm like dynamite, you'll never know when I explode.