Man: Hey siri! Siri: Yes? Man: Im desperate, will you marry me? Siri: Uh... *phone literally explodes*
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie!
why should you wrap your hampsters in duct tape? so they dont explode when you fuck them.
Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded? ...... Everywhere.
a girl and a boy were on a date, the boy kept farting. the girl asked, What Is Wrong?!?!the boy replied, "explosive diareah." the girl said ew.
The boy went to the bathroom, and the place exploded. the center of the explosion, the bathroom.
how do you make Indians explode? press the red button
When you put the chicken in the oven and it goes down and the oven explodes oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass and all goes back
Dude people gotta stop letting 9 11 jokes fly around like bro ur gonna my my brain explode
i was the person that flew into the twin towers, i have a 2 friends that are both twin and when ever they speak i tell them to shut up because if they don't ill make myself explode in them
I ate some gunpowder once. It was a exploding experience.
why couldn't people have there phone on airplane mode during 9/11... cause there phone exploded the towers
yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun it exploded
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped poop exploded everywhere
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
I’m like dynamite, You’ll never know when I explode.
why did the chicken explode? because he pooped his pants
Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying Allah hu akbar and exploding a bus
yo mama so fat when the rock hit her with a rock bottom her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out her belly
My life is like a grenade... I pull of the ring and, BOOM it explodes
A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears. Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong. “Oh Pop,” Johnny sobbed, “For me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you’re telling me now that grownups don’t really have ***, I’ve got nothing left to live for!”
