Explode Jokes

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how much curry can an indian eat? untill his red dot explodes

What's the difference between a baby and a ball. If you inflate the ball it won't explode.

Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded? ...... Everywhere.

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a girl and a boy were on a date, the boy kept farting. the girl asked, What Is Wrong?!?!the boy replied, "explosive diareah." the girl said ew.

The boy went to the bathroom, and the place exploded. the center of the explosion, the bathroom.

When you put the chicken in the oven and it goes down and the oven explodes oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass and all goes back

I ate some gunpowder once. It was a exploding experience.

Dude people gotta stop letting 9 11 jokes fly around like bro ur gonna my my brain explode

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why couldn't people have there phone on airplane mode during 9/11... cause there phone exploded the towers

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A russian, a brit and a terrorist are in an air balloon. First the russian says "i dare to throw a stone down" So he does that but the others dont seem to be impressed so the brit says " i dare to throw a brick down " so again he does that, the russian is impressed but the terrorist laughs and says " i dare to throw a bomb down " so he does that and everybody cant believe what they have just seen so a bit further they land and a shocked and an afraid little boy comes running up to them so they ask what happened, on wich the little boy said " I farted and my school exploded".