Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?
So they don't explode when you f*** them.
Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.
In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.
The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"
A suicide bombers biggest fear is not exploding.
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎
I'm like dynamite, you'll never know when I explode.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself the weigh explodes
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears.
Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong. “Oh, Pop,” Johnny sobbed, “For me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you’re telling me now that grownups don’t really have sex, I’ve got nothing left to live for!”
Dude people gotta stop letting 9 11 jokes fly around like bro ur gonna my my brain explode
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."
i was the person that flew into the twin towers, i have a 2 friends that are both twin and when ever they speak i tell them to shut up because if they don't ill make myself explode in them
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
My life is like a grenade... I pull off the ring and, BOOM, it explodes!
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.
