why should you wrap your hampsters in duct tape? so they dont explode when you fuck them.
Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying Allah hu akbar and exploding a bus
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped poop exploded everywhere
yo mama so fat when the rock hit her with a rock bottom her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out her belly
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals. In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky. The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud"
A suicide bombers biggest fear is not exploding.
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: we threw your tea in the ocean. 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: our towers didn’t explode.😎
I’m like dynamite, You’ll never know when I explode.
why couldn't people have there phone on airplane mode during 9/11... cause there phone exploded the towers
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself the weigh explodes
Are you the Twin Towers because you made my heart explode
A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears. Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong. “Oh Pop,” Johnny sobbed, “For me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you’re telling me now that grownups don’t really have ***, I’ve got nothing left to live for!”
Dude people gotta stop letting 9 11 jokes fly around like bro ur gonna my my brain explode
A russian, a brit and a terrorist are in an air balloon. First the russian says "i dare to throw a stone down" So he does that but the others dont seem to be impressed so the brit says " i dare to throw a brick down " so again he does that, the russian is impressed but the terrorist laughs and says " i dare to throw a bomb down " so he does that and everybody cant believe what they have just seen so a bit further they land and a shocked and an afraid little boy comes running up to them so they ask what happened, on wich the little boy said " I farted and my school exploded".
i was the person that flew into the twin towers, i have a 2 friends that are both twin and when ever they speak i tell them to shut up because if they don't ill make myself explode in them
how much curry can an indian eat? untill his red dot explodes
How does the earth rate it's sex?
Earthquake, Caticlism, Volcano explosion Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
My life is like a grenade... I pull of the ring and, BOOM it explodes
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.
