Explode jokes
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears.
Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong. “Oh, Pop,” Johnny sobbed, “For me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you’re telling me now that grownups don’t really have sex, I’ve got nothing left to live for!”
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.
Talk about emotions exploding
Women
Community talk
Can this website fucking explode already.
Pissed off..... went home yesterday was actually exploding, puking, sharting like tf. my grandma is like "How do I know your not faking it" Bitch do you want me to puke on you????
AND HERE I AM AT FUCKING SCHOOL
Once upon a time, there was a girl named Lucy, who was known for one peculiar thing: she could not stop farting. It wasn’t just an occasional squeak or puff—it was a full-on symphony of noises, each more unpredictable than the last.
It all started one Saturday morning when Lucy was helping her mother bake cookies. As they mixed the dough, Lucy felt the pressure building. She tried to hold it in, but the more she foc… Read more