What kind of experience does a feminazi have for being a feminist?
Being a bitch.
Experience Jokes
I was literally cradlesnatched as a child.
Yeah, in the arms of an older woman experiencing my first rounds of motorboating.
I got sad today.
"Oh, you’re still talking? I thought background noise was supposed to fade out after a while. Must be tough waking up every day knowing your personality was a failed experiment."
Life's full of ups and downs :D <3
Voting for Hillary because of her political experience is like...
Hiring Hitler as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear.
I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.
It was a touching story.
First bite: Oh my God!
Second bite: Oh my, God!
What's the difference between sex and mental illness?
Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness.
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
You will remember reading this for the rest of your life.
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.
Oh well, that's politics.
I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.
I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
Sex is like pizza.
When it’s hot, it’s great.
When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.
