Experience jokes
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
Anyone remember the following?
People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?
What goes in dry and comes out wet and has white stuff at the end?
One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.
Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"
Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."
When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
How to know something won’t be fun:
Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"
I asked the little German girl to rate our sex between 1-10. She kept crying and shouting "9!"
That's the best I've done so far.
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a male. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
I tried a lemonade from my friend. It tasted fantatastic!
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
The suicide hotline didn't even give me advice on how to kill myself. Not helpful at all.
I laughed at my life so hard.
*School shooting happens.*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk.*
American student: "First time?"
Foreign exchange student: "Yeah, you?"
American student: "Hahaha. No, not my first time."
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.