Experience jokes

My horrible life.

How does an artist fill in a CV?

He draws on experience.

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience...

I bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.

Have you ever been eight before?

You were between 7 and 9.

What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?

The hole experience.

Have you ever tried North Korean food?

Neither have the North Koreans.

My life.

The three unwritten rules of life: 1. 2. 3.

Have you ever tried sex when camping?

It's f***ing intense.