Existence jokes
Your life? Wanna hear a sadder one?
My life.
When you're in a cage But it's not real!
Being in a cage But you have the key.
Being in a cage But nobody sees you.
Being outside of a cage, but it's empty.
Living and realizing you've been born into one.
Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**.
But you can't live without them.
The cage Is you. You have the key But you don't know how to use it.
Your face and your life.
Wow, this group is a joke, like my life.
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.
Texter 2: How?
Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"
Oliver Savage's life.
Your own life, hah!
Me: The light wow brighter than my future.
Hi, my name isn't Pi.
Look up at the sky and wonder why.
Why are you alive?
I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
What is life?
Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.