My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “do aliens exist” “of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
You know it’s called the circle of life? Cuz there’s no point to it.
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life well I'm on this app 24/7 so do I have no point in life 24/7 or am I just weird and unwanted?
This is not really a joke but it's a question. If Life is a Movie, Then is Death, Life, Is we seeing the trailer right now?
In life, some people have it harder than others. Thats why Viagra exists.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word racism. People can't be something that doesn't exist
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Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap
Dude has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be non existent.
Your forehead is like my dad Non-existent
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills. The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation. The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue. In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself and his friend says "Find jesus instead he'll help you!" and than the man says "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist".
What's the difference between a pile of 100 dead babies and a mustang challenger? A mustang challenger doesn't exist
the stiggs life is a joke wait i forgot he dont have a life
Emo t shirt: EXISTENCE IS FUTILE.
Why does this exist
the orphan tried to play baseball but he couldn't get home cause home doesn't exist for him
a joke my life hahahahaha wait its notfunny
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?
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