You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke
If you’ve got depression then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both
The KGB, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary-General of the UN decides to set them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest, and each of them has to catch it. The CIA people go in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that the rabbit does not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies: the rabbit had it coming.
The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling:
"Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!" (Found on the web if you don't like it don't leave a hate comment)
it says enter a joke, but I can't enter my life.
whats life if you dont have one...
My friend said my life was a joke.
No jokes have meaning.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(just a joke, no offense)
Don't say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.
Yea man! Life is wonderful! But, when u realise all of the ones u loved we're fake. And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice. Is 13 age too young for dying? Am i just paranoid? I'm scared.
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what do you call a depressed person's life
at this point, non-existent
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In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
If your reading this then your life means nothing ........
Have a nice day 🙂😊
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk
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what's the worst thing to happen to a japanese person in ww2...being drafted as a kamikaze pilot or existing with a fat man or little boy
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What does a knife have but not my life...
A point
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