Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
You should go soul searching. Maybe you'll find one.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
Wanna hear a joke? My life! Hahahah! Just kidding, jokes actually mean something...
My fortune cookie said, "Your existing plans will succeed." Not necessarily, since I'm suicidal...
You looking for jokes? I have one: your life.
I have no life, and I have no funny jokes.
Tell me a joke.
My life.
Suicidal thoughts aren’t nice, but nor is life. So why not get them both done and over with?
Did you know an eraser on a pencil slowly dies from your mistakes?
And did you know you're actually supposed to live for 25 minutes, but every time you breathe, it resets time?
Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.
Y'all wanna hear a joke? My life.
They say nothing is impossible, but I've been doing nothing all day.
When you think you can’t fail anymore if you’re dead, then you fail at suiciding.
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs?
Names.
I moved all the Bibles to the fiction section because there is no God, as said Stephen Hawking in 2011, but in 2018, God said there was no Stephen Hawking.
