Existence jokes
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
Your forehead is like my dad.
Non-existent.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because anyone can take it.
My horrible life.
Beast joke ever: my life... Oh wait, I don't have one.
I hate it when you say your life is a joke because a joke actually has meaning.
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog? What is a human.
My sad ass life.
I'm alive, baby!
Why am I happy? I'm dead.
I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
Once upon a time, there was a poor man, a middle-class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said, "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle-class man said, "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said, "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me."
And then the wall fell on them.
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
This joke is so dark, I need life.
Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.
Why am I still alive?
Pills give me stomachaches, blood makes me faint, height frightens me...
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
I moved all the Bibles to the fiction section because there is no God, as said Stephen Hawking in 2011, but in 2018, God said there was no Stephen Hawking.
Sleep and death are alike; it's just with death you don't wake up.