Existence Jokes

Dude has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be non existent.

What's the difference between a pile of 100 dead babies and a mustang challenger? A mustang challenger doesn't exist

the orphan tried to play baseball but he couldn't get home cause home doesn't exist for him

The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender

What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?

A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.

How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water? 199, because, the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real). Get? https://youtu.be/XZQOjp0i35A?t=333

The second twin tower is like canada. It doesn’t exist.

What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns because they don't exist.

What moans about women but wouldn't exist without them? A triggered menimist

gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call daddy. and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call mommy

What does a "Smart Russian", and a "Unicorn" have in common?

Answer; Non-Existance!

Me: Hey god are you there" it's me Michael "god":*SILENCE* Me: If any gods exist they better say or do something this instant. "god": *SILENCE*

Hi are you even my sister.yes I am. No you not because you never even existed as my sister

me before: why do bandanas exist they ugly me after seeing ur hairline: oh i seee me giving pro tip: get a bandana LMAO

Dark humor is like water. It exists.

Brits don't exist mummies can't have kids

Premise 1 : IF God exists , he exists. Premise 2 : If God exists , he exists. Premise 3 : IF God exists , he definitely exists. Conclusion : therefore he exists