My favorite joke is my life.
The joke is my life.
I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.
bully: "Your life's a joke."
me: "My life's not a joke, jokes have meaning."
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
What's the difference between a smart blonde and a dinosaur?
The dinosaur once existed.
What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?
My clothes don't hang themselves...
Rape jokes are the funniest thing to ever exist.
Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.
The best joke in the world is me.
Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.
The difference between my life and a joke is that a joke has meaning.
How is the world like dirt?
Because we don't think twice about it.
My sister told me a joke.
All she said was "my life."
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
My fucking life, cya.
Who needs April 1st if your whole life is already a lie?
Being alive is so expensive, I am not even having a good time doing it.
Some people ask why jokes exist. I say, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, they have sex, and they make another one of you.
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa?
A water gun.
Before the chicken or the egg, there was only Chuck Norris.
