Existence Jokes

Where has God existed outside of a man's awareness of him?

My girl friend is like toys r us. She does no exist .

I’m rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.

What's the difference between my imaginary friend and God?

None.

They're both imaginary.

wanna hear a mean joke? my life

Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them? A: Look in a mirror.

Person 1: How smart are you? Person 2: Really smart Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2 how many are left? Person 2: 1 ghost is left Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!!!

A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?

Dumb kid: What does homework mean?

Teacher: J0K35? (J0K35 is me btw) can you explain to DK what homework means please?

Me:

Half Of My Existence Wasted On Random Knowledge

why didn't stephen hawking ever eat chicken wings? becuase he didn't exist

Jesus Christ does exist, he does, and he is the son of god ....... a god that doesnt exist XD

You've realized I exist? Huh, cool.

I call my friends Dodo birds. Because they don't exist.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens didn't exist then.

Rape jokes are the funniest thing to ever exist

Some people ask why jokes exist, I say when a mommy and daddy love each other very much they have sex and they make another one of you

Whats the only gun that doesn't exist in africa? A water gun

I went to the “lists of women” page on wikipedia and it was blank. either, wikipedia is proving w*men do not exist or john cena decided to come out as transgender