Existence jokes
My favorite joke is my life.
The joke is my life.
What's the difference between a smart blonde and a dinosaur?
The dinosaur once existed.
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.
bully: "Your life's a joke."
me: "My life's not a joke, jokes have meaning."
What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?
My clothes don't hang themselves...
Rape jokes are the funniest thing to ever exist.
Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.
The best joke in the world is me.
Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.
The difference between my life and a joke is that a joke has meaning.
My sister told me a joke.
All she said was "my life."
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
How is the world like dirt?
Because we don't think twice about it.
I told my teacher, "I’m failing life." She said, "That’s not on the syllabus."
Being alive is so expensive, I am not even having a good time doing it.
Who needs April 1st if your whole life is already a lie?
My fucking life, cya.
Some people ask why jokes exist. I say, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, they have sex, and they make another one of you.
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa?
A water gun.