Existence jokes
The joke is my life.
My favorite joke is my life.
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
bully: "Your life's a joke."
me: "My life's not a joke, jokes have meaning."
I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.
Memes
What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?
My clothes don't hang themselves...
What's the difference between a smart blonde and a dinosaur?
The dinosaur once existed.
Rape jokes are the funniest thing to ever exist.
Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.
The best joke in the world is me.
Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.
The difference between my life and a joke is that a joke has meaning.
How is the world like dirt?
Because we don't think twice about it.
My sister told me a joke.
All she said was "my life."
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
Who needs April 1st if your whole life is already a lie?
Being alive is so expensive, I am not even having a good time doing it.
My fucking life, cya.
Some people ask why jokes exist. I say, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, they have sex, and they make another one of you.
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa?
A water gun.
The KGB, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary-General of the UN decides to set them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest, and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA people go in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that the rabbit does not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies: the rabbit had it coming.
The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling:
"Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"