Existence jokes

The joke is my life.

My favorite joke is my life.

They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.

I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.

bully: "Your life's a joke."

me: "My life's not a joke, jokes have meaning."

What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?

My clothes don't hang themselves...

What's the difference between a smart blonde and a dinosaur?

The dinosaur once existed.

Rape jokes are the funniest thing to ever exist.

Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.

The best joke in the world is me.

Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.

The difference between my life and a joke is that a joke has meaning.

How is the world like dirt?

Because we don't think twice about it.

My sister told me a joke.

All she said was "my life."

What do orphans call their parents?

Unicorns because they don’t exist.

I told my teacher, "I’m failing life." She said, "That’s not on the syllabus."

Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?

-You have to be alive to have autism.

Being alive is so expensive, I am not even having a good time doing it.

My fucking life, cya.

Who needs April 1st if your whole life is already a lie?

Some people ask why jokes exist. I say, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, they have sex, and they make another one of you.