What's the difference between a pile of 100 dead babies and a mustang challenger? A mustang challenger doesn't exist
the stiggs life is a joke wait i forgot he dont have a life
Emo t shirt: EXISTENCE IS FUTILE.
the orphan tried to play baseball but he couldn't get home cause home doesn't exist for him
Why does this exist
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?
a joke my life hahahahaha wait its notfunny
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender
2019 Senior Prank- Hey fellas lets black out the school haha were so sneaky oh yes
2020 Senior Prank- Hey guys I’m a tech whiz let’s spread a rumor on the internet saying a disease called the corona virus exists! Haha it’s be so funny and good even the whole world might fall for it
Everyone in December 2020- looks at tech whiz “...you son of a (censored)!!!” Tech whiz- “you guys are the (censored)s I mean you fell for it for a whole year
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
my life
The second twin tower is like canada. It doesn’t exist.
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water? 199, because, the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real). Get? https://youtu.be/XZQOjp0i35A?t=333
What moans about women but wouldn't exist without them? A triggered menimist
My girl friend is like toys r us. She does no exist .
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns because they don't exist.
Where has God existed outside of a man's awareness of him?
gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call daddy. and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call mommy
Dark humor is like water. It exists.
I’m rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.
