Existence jokes

You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?

Answer: Living.

Beast joke ever: my life... Oh wait, I don't have one.

I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.

Life's full of ups and downs :D <3

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?

Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Haha, my life is a joke, but it ain't funny.

(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?

Did you hear about the person who died? I would tell you about him, but he died.

Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.

Your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Oliver.

Oliver who?

Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹

Lol, I have no life :)

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh life?

THERE IS NO AFTERLIFE.

My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.

He can tell the future.

Life is like a penis. It is short.

What’s the difference between milk and the air?

At least the air will always be there for me.

Dee.

Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.

I don't want to die.