Existence jokes

Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.

Life is like a penis.

Women make it hard.

Beast joke ever: my life... Oh wait, I don't have one.

You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?

Answer: Living.

My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life.

I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.

I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?

Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Haha, my life is a joke, but it ain't funny.

Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.

Your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it.

(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?

Did you hear about the person who died? I would tell you about him, but he died.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Oliver.

Oliver who?

Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹

Lol, I have no life :)

In life, some people have it harder than others.

That's why Viagra exists.

Dee.

Life is like a penis. It is short.

My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.

He can tell the future.

Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.

- Sometimes I feel like killing myself...

- But?

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