Existence jokes

These jokes make me want to die.

Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?

-You have to be alive to have autism.

My life is a joke.

Is it all right when there is nothing left?

I’m taken, taken my own life, bitch!

My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.

Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.

I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.

This joke is so dark, I need life.

What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.

What do you call someone with no nose and no body?

Nobody knows.

Before the chicken or the egg, there was only Chuck Norris.

I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.

You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.

I wish we were all aborted. <3

This is not really a joke, but it's a question.

If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?

Have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?

What's the difference between a smart blonde and a dinosaur?

The dinosaur once existed.

I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.

There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.

One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.