Existence jokes

They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!

Yourself.

What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?

Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!

Wanna hear a mean joke?

My life.

Life is like a penis. It is short.

So, I was laying in bed and it's winter, so my room is always cold because the heater doesn't work.

And I was thinking.... It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me.... Then I laughed because who would wanna be with me. Hahaha

What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs?

Names.

My favorite joke is my life.

A chair came to life and said, "I'm alive!"

I said, "Yes, I know I am."

My hopes and dreams.

I wish I was dead like my jokes.

Oliver Savage's life.

What type of flower do you give an orphan?

A self-raising [flour].

Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.

Your forehead is like my dad.

Non-existent.

Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.

And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.

Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.

Why don't you have a life?

Because you're ugly.

You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.

Dean's sex life.