Existence jokes
Beast joke ever: my life... Oh wait, I don't have one.
I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.
Life's full of ups and downs :D <3
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.
My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life.
I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.
Haha, my life is a joke, but it ain't funny.
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?
Your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it.
Did you hear about the person who died? I would tell you about him, but he died.
Lol, I have no life :)
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹
My hopes and dreams.
I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.
I wish I knew life, but my dad said it was a mistake to begin with.
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.