Existence jokes
Life is like a penis.
Women make it hard.
Beast joke ever: my life... Oh wait, I don't have one.
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.
My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life.
I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.
I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.
tru tho
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Haha, my life is a joke, but it ain't funny.
(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
Your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it.
Did you hear about the person who died? I would tell you about him, but he died.
Lol, I have no life :)
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹
In life, some people have it harder than others.
That's why Viagra exists.
- Sometimes I feel like killing myself...
- But?
- ...
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
I hate it when you say your life is a joke because a joke actually has meaning.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.