Existence jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
My life, ha ha funny!
My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life.
I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.
Why the "hell" is this here?
What do your teacher and your friend have in common? They will both die eventually.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
Life's like a dick. Women make it hard for no reason.
What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?
Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures.
My live.
Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
All my life I wanted to be somebody. I wanted to achieve something.
Now, after messing up my life at every possible chance, I finally realize that what I really want is to have been someone after following through with one thing.
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
I have no life, and I have no funny jokes.
Why can’t you fool an aborted baby? Because it wasn’t born yesterday...
I laughed at my life so hard.
Who needs April Fool's when your life is a joke?
Error code 404. "Will to live" not found.
Smileandtalk.exe has stopped working.
I was about to joke about your life, but I think your life is already a joke.