Existence jokes

You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?

Answer: Living.

Life's full of ups and downs :D <3

My joke is:

My life.

I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.

Haha, my life is a joke, but it ain't funny.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?

Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it.

(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?

Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.

Did you hear about the person who died? I would tell you about him, but he died.

Lol, I have no life :)

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Oliver.

Oliver who?

Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹

What do you call a man without a body and a nose?

My hopes and dreams.

I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.

I wish I knew life, but my dad said it was a mistake to begin with.

The only joke my dad ever made was me.

If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.

What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?

We're all empty on the inside.

Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.