Existence jokes

My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.

He can tell the future.

Life is like a penis. It is short.

What’s the difference between milk and the air?

At least the air will always be there for me.

Dee.

Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.

I don't want to die.

Myself.

What do you call a man without a body and a nose?

Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.

What do you call a bird with no wings?

Moas didn't even know that existed!

You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.

So many things are going through my head.

How am I not dead yet?

There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.

One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.

What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?

None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.

What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?

I don’t have a life.

My hopes and dreams.

The only joke my dad ever made was me.

I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.

I wish I knew life, but my dad said it was a mistake to begin with.

Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.