Existence jokes

Myself.

What do you call a man without a body and a nose?

Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.

What do you call a bird with no wings?

Moas didn't even know that existed!

You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.

So many things are going through my head.

How am I not dead yet?

There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.

One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.

What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?

None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.

What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?

I don’t have a life.

My hopes and dreams.

The only joke my dad ever made was me.

I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.

I wish I knew life, but my dad said it was a mistake to begin with.

Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?

Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.

Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"

Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."

What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?

We're all empty on the inside.

If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.

My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”

“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”

"Water exists."

Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"