Existence jokes

Your life, ahhahaha!

Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.

What's life if you don't have one...

This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.

But, it's like a plane pizza.

Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.

Once I was 7.

In life you either yeet or get yeeted, or you beat or get beaten.

I guess I failed.

What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?

There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.

Why the "hell" is this here?

Before the chicken or the egg, there was only Chuck Norris.

Haha, my life is a joke, but it ain't funny.

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

These jokes make me want to die.

I was about to joke about your life, but I think your life is already a joke.

Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.

This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).

I’m taken, taken my own life, bitch!

A: Who can tell me a joke?

B: Life.

Is it all right when there is nothing left?

My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.

My life.

What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.