Existence jokes
My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
Life is like a penis. It is short.
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
So many things are going through my head.
How am I not dead yet?
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
I wish I knew life, but my dad said it was a mistake to begin with.
The only joke my dad ever made was me.
If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.
Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
Myself.
My hopes and dreams.
Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"
Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"