Existence jokes

Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?

My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”

“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”

This is not really a joke, but it's a question.

If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?

Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.

So many things are going through my head.

How am I not dead yet?

What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?

None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.

You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.

What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?

I don’t have a life.

"Water exists."

Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"

There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.

One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.

What do you call a bird with no wings?

Moas didn't even know that existed!

Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"

Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."

What did one ghost say to the other?

"Get a life!"

Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.

What has 2 arms but no legs?

A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.

In life, some people have it harder than others.

That's why Viagra exists.

- Sometimes I feel like killing myself...

- But?

- ...

Life is like a penis. It is short.

My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.

He can tell the future.

What’s the difference between milk and the air?

At least the air will always be there for me.