Brits don't exist mummies can't have kids
Premise 1 : IF God exists , he exists. Premise 2 : If God exists , he exists. Premise 3 : IF God exists , he definitely exists. Conclusion : therefore he exists
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
If the noose breaks, stab yourself!
If the knife is dull, shoot yourself!
If the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*
What does a "Smart Russian", and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer; Non-Existance!
Me: Hey god are you there" it's me Michael "god":*SILENCE* Me: If any gods exist they better say or do something this instant. "god": *SILENCE*
Hi are you even my sister.yes I am. No you not because you never even existed as my sister
me before: why do bandanas exist they ugly me after seeing ur hairline: oh i seee me giving pro tip: get a bandana LMAO
Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk do wrong so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eat it ha ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Haha ha ha Haha ha haha ha ha Ha Hah Hah Hah Ha👺🤮🤢🤢🤢🤔🤭😥🥵🥶😡😤🤬🤬
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence it didn't work and he said man I quit.
IN 2011 Steven hawking said god didn’t exist in 2018 god said Steven hawking didn’t exist xx 😂😂
i exist. \
Apex Legends: exist Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with its self) "Everything is fine."
Why is the elephant headed God the true God? Because he doesn't exist !
Must. Escape. Meme. Existence is what meme stands for for some haters
My entire existence
Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god
Texter 2: How?
Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something
Ur hair line looks like thanos snapped your hair out of existance
You hairlines so non existent, even the universe couldn't find it.
there was a kid and a historian in a museum about ww2 and were looking at hitler in a car doing the nazi salute. The kid said, “why is he putting his arm in the air?”. The historian said “indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the third reich
