Existence jokes
If being near immortal was a normal thing, I bet wanting to die would've been too.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
Life is like a penis. It is short.
My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
So many things are going through my head.
How am I not dead yet?
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
Myself.
The only joke my dad ever made was me.
Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.
If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.
I wish I knew life, but my dad said it was a mistake to begin with.
My hopes and dreams.
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"