Existence jokes
My joke is:
My life.
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
Q: Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him?
A: He doesn’t exist, you childish sh**!
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? You're not dead.
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Die.
Die who?
Me, I want to die.
Me and my friend's life story on a daily basis.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
John's life.
Karolien's life.
Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.
What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
We cut and kill flowers because they're pretty.
We cut and kill ourselves because we are not.
Life's full of ups and downs :D <3