Existence jokes
What moans about women but wouldn't exist without them? A triggered menimist.
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.
My chance of finding love.
Want to hear a joke? My life.
Wanna hear a mean joke?
My life.
A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.
My hopes and dreams.
I will tell you a joke--your life.
The only joke my dad ever made was me.
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
Oliver Savage's life.
The world's funniest joke? Your life.
What do your teacher and your friend have in common? They will both die eventually.
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
Your forehead is like my dad.
Non-existent.
Some people ask why jokes exist. I say, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, they have sex, and they make another one of you.
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
Your life.
Dean's sex life.
Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.