Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?
Did you hear about the person who died? I would tell you about him, but he died.
your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist 👹
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh life?
THERE IS NO AFTERLIFE.
My dignity to live.
Myself.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"
Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."
What did one ghost say to the other?
"Get a life!"
My hopes and dreams.
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
I hate it when you say your life is a joke because a joke actually has meaning.
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
