Existence jokes
Me.
The joke is me.
My joke is:
My life.
Q: Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him?
A: He doesn’t exist, you childish sh**!
I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.
Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? You're not dead.
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Die.
Die who?
Me, I want to die.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
John's life.
Me and my friend's life story on a daily basis.
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
Karolien's life.
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
We cut and kill flowers because they're pretty.
We cut and kill ourselves because we are not.
Life is like a penis.
Women make it hard.