Existence jokes
Q: Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him?
A: He doesn’t exist, you childish sh**!
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
Karolien's life.
There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
Memes
I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? You're not dead.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Die.
Die who?
Me, I want to die.
Me and my friend's life story on a daily basis.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
John's life.
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
We cut and kill flowers because they're pretty.
We cut and kill ourselves because we are not.
My joke is:
My life.
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
Life is like a penis.
Women make it hard.
My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life.
I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.