Existence jokes
Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.
Texter 2: How?
Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
When you think you can’t fail anymore if you’re dead, then you fail at suiciding.
It said to submit a joke, and that's what my mom did when I was born.
My life, get it, 'cause I don't got one.
I asked different Ai bots if they exist, this is bot number two:
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
Why the "hell" is this here?
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
Tell me a joke.
My life.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
My life.
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
Me.
The joke is me.
I hate it when you say your life is a joke because a joke actually has meaning.
I was about to joke about your life, but I think your life is already a joke.
My chance of finding love.
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
Define abnormal life.
Waking up every day living a sane life!
You should go soul searching. Maybe you'll find one.
Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.
This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).