Existence jokes
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
Stephen Hawking said there is no god.
God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
Is it all right when there is nothing left?
His life.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
If I die, does my depression die with me?
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke.
Can I die?
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.
It said to submit a joke, and that's what my mom did when I was born.
Johnny: Why do cuss words exist?
Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older.
|| 20 YEARS LATER ||
Johnny: Mom, now can you tell me why cuss words exist?
Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them.
Johnny: Damn, Mom, you shoulda told me that when I was still seven 'cause now I really feel like that person.
Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?
Because it’s only bad when white people do it.
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
Me.
The joke is me.