Existence

Existence jokes

Memes

Wife

My wife treats me like God!

She takes no notice of my existence until she wants something.

Memory

It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.

You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?

When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...

...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)

People

You know when people say a joke about living?

That's because we are all living a joke.

Plane

This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.

But, it's like a plane pizza.

Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.

Man

I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.

Wife

Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?

LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j

Mom

It said to submit a joke, and that's what my mom did when I was born.

Mom

Johnny: Why do cuss words exist?

Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older.

|| 20 YEARS LATER ||

Johnny: Mom, now can you tell me why cuss words exist?

Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them.

Johnny: Damn, Mom, you shoulda told me that when I was still seven 'cause now I really feel like that person.

Death

What do fire and people have in common?

They will both eventually die out.

Gun

What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.

Slavery

Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?

Because it’s only bad when white people do it.

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  • Accident

    Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.