Existence jokes
You've realized I exist? Huh, cool.
I knew the human race made mistakes, but you're the worst I've seen so far...
Where has God existed outside of a man's awareness of him?
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa?
A water gun.
Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.
Well, Thanks Cleverbot, I guess?
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
My life :(
Is it so? Do people get freedom?
Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.
It says enter a joke, but I can't enter my life.
The joke is my life.
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
Life lesson guys:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
Q: Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him?
A: He doesn’t exist, you childish sh**!
My sad ass life.
If your parents never had children, chances are, you won't either.
Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?
Because it’s only bad when white people do it.
My hopes and dreams.
What's the difference between a God and my mom?
My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."
Why couldn’t little Susie stay on the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Susie.
Want to hear a joke?
My life. Get it?