Is it all right when there is nothing left?
His life.
Christmas. Living proof arseholes exist.
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke.
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
Can I die?
It said to submit a joke, and that's what my mom did when I was born.
Johnny: Why do cuss words exist?
Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older.
|| 20 YEARS LATER ||
Johnny: Mom, now can you tell me why cuss words exist?
Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them.
Johnny: Damn, Mom, you shoulda told me that when I was still seven 'cause now I really feel like that person.
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
Me.
The joke is me.
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.
Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?
Because it’s only bad when white people do it.
Q: Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him?
A: He doesn’t exist, you childish sh**!
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? You're not dead.
