Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.
Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?
Because it’s only bad when white people do it.
Q: Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him?
A: He doesn’t exist, you childish sh**!
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.
I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
Me and my friend's life story on a daily basis.
What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
We cut and kill flowers because they're pretty.
We cut and kill ourselves because we are not.
My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life.
I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.
Beast joke ever: my life... Oh wait, I don't have one.
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.
I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.
Life's full of ups and downs :D <3
bro yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence
