Existence jokes
Wow, this group is a joke, like my life.
Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.
I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find Jesus instead, he'll help you!"
And then the man says, "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist."
I laughed at my life so hard.
I knew the human race made mistakes, but you're the worst I've seen so far...
Your life is the best joke ever.
What is a tree that does not exist?
A money tree.
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
If you read this, your life is a joke.
Life lesson guys:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.
There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.
"Do you have a noose?"
"Nose?"
"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."
"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"
"No."
*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
My fucking life, cya.