Existence jokes
My day started out great until I woke up.
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa?
A water gun.
Me.
The joke is me.
Lol, I have no life :)
If you're reading this, then your life means nothing...
Have a nice day! 🙂😊
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
My life :(
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹
I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.
Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(
What's the difference between a knife and my life?
A knife has a point.
My fucking life, cya.
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
Hi, my name isn't Pi.
Look up at the sky and wonder why.
Why are you alive?
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
You have an entire life being an idiot, why not take a day off?
What's the cruelest joke?
Life.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.