Jesus Christ does exist, he does, and he is the son of god ....... a god that doesnt exist XD
a joke my life hahahahaha wait its notfunny
Apex Legends: exist Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with its self) "Everything is fine."
What's the difference between a smart blonde and a dinosaur?
The dinosaur once existed.
The second twin tower is like canada. It doesn’t exist.
IN 2011 Steven hawking said god didn’t exist in 2018 god said Steven hawking didn’t exist xx 😂😂
If your having a bad day just remember the Blobfish exists
My dignity to live.
i exist. \
A kid asks his mom, "Mom, how much do you love me?" The mother responds with, "I love you as much as I love your brother." The kid looks confused and says, "But I don't have a brother." The mother smiles and says, "Well, I guess my love is not existing."
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
Who are you?
Yourself.
My girl friend is like toys r us. She does no exist .
You want a joke? My entire existence.
My existence
My chance of finding love.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens didn't exist then.
It says enter a joke, but I can't enter my life.
A Boy asked his Dad : « Why didn’t you make love with my mom daddy ? » Dad : « Because I’m gay »
*Son started making out with his daddy and sucking his daddy’s big peepee*
Son : « W- Wait a minute.. So how did i exist if you didn’t make love with my mom if you’re not straight ? » Dad : « Because you are not real and i didn’t even have a wife »
The Son Waked Up from his horrible nightmare And He looked so scared, he did leave his bed to check out his dad but he didn’t find his dad, until his dad entered the house and he said to his son : « Why you did look so worried I’m just bringing some food for breakfast » Son : « Well but why your hands is full of cum ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) » Dad : « Because i did it with you last night i did you forgot .. » Son : « But it was a nightmare .. »
*Dad turns into a monster*
Dad : « I’m your nightmare »
The Son waked up and he seemed too scared and he found himself beside his dad torturing him after he discovered he’s gay.
The Son with himself: « Wake up b*tch wake up b*tch !!!!!! »
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My life is a joke.
