What's the similarity between a broken pencil and my life?
They're both pointless.
What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?
My clothes don't hang themselves...
The difference between my life and a joke is that a joke has meaning.
Error code 404. "Will to live" not found.
Smileandtalk.exe has stopped working.
My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life.
I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.
The joke is my life.
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
Must. Escape. Meme. Existence is what meme stands for for some haters
Dumb kid: What does homework mean?
Teacher: J0K35? (J0K35 is me btw) can you explain to DK what homework means please?
Me:
Half Of My Existence Wasted On Random Knowledge
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.
The best joke in the world is me.
Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.
My life is like a broken pencil, it's pointless.
Me and my friend's life story on a daily basis.
Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?
Because it’s only bad when white people do it.
Don't say your life is a joke because jokes have meaning.
People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.
Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."
Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."
Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."
Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk do wrong so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eat it ha ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Haha ha ha Haha ha haha ha ha Ha Hah Hah Hah Ha👺🤮🤢🤢🤢🤔🤭😥🥵🥶😡😤🤬🤬
2019 Senior Prank- Hey fellas lets black out the school haha were so sneaky oh yes
2020 Senior Prank- Hey guys I’m a tech whiz let’s spread a rumor on the internet saying a disease called the corona virus exists! Haha it’s be so funny and good even the whole world might fall for it
Everyone in December 2020- looks at tech whiz “...you son of a (censored)!!!” Tech whiz- “you guys are the (censored)s I mean you fell for it for a whole year
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.
