I'm alive, baby!
Existence Jokes
The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.
Your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it.
You've realized I exist? Huh, cool.
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
You looking for jokes? I have one: your life.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
Who needs April Fool's when your life is a joke?
If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.
Did you know an eraser on a pencil slowly dies from your mistakes?
And did you know you're actually supposed to live for 25 minutes, but every time you breathe, it resets time?
Here's a joke: Your life decisions.
Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.
Who needs April 1st if your whole life is already a lie?
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
What's the difference between life and death? Life hurts.
