A kid asks hims mom "mom how much do you love me" the mother responds with "i love you as much as i love your brother" the kid looks confused and says "but i don't have a brother" the mother smiles and says "well i guess my love is not existing
My girl friend is like toys r us. She does no exist .
You want a joke. My entire existence.
My existence
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens didn't exist then.
It says enter a joke, but I can't enter my life.
A Boy asked his Dad : « Why didn’t you make love with my mom daddy ? » Dad : « Because I’m gay »
*Son started making out with his daddy and sucking his daddy’s big peepee*
Son : « W- Wait a minute.. So how did i exist if you didn’t make love with my mom if you’re not straight ? » Dad : « Because you are not real and i didn’t even have a wife »
The Son Waked Up from his horrible nightmare And He looked so scared, he did leave his bed to check out his dad but he didn’t find his dad, until his dad entered the house and he said to his son : « Why you did look so worried I’m just bringing some food for breakfast » Son : « Well but why your hands is full of cum ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) » Dad : « Because i did it with you last night i did you forgot .. » Son : « But it was a nightmare .. »
*Dad turns into a monster*
Dad : « I’m your nightmare »
The Son waked up and he seemed too scared and he found himself beside his dad torturing him after he discovered he’s gay.
The Son with himself: « Wake up b*tch wake up b*tch !!!!!! »
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Why is the elephant headed God the true God? Because he doesn't exist !
Premise 1 : IF God exists , he exists. Premise 2 : If God exists , he exists. Premise 3 : IF God exists , he definitely exists. Conclusion : therefore he exists
wanna hear a mean joke? my life
Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?
A: Look in a mirror.
Steven Hawking said there is no God,
Then God said there is no Steven Hawking.
People say that life is short I say... Life is the longest thing we ever do
Some people ask why jokes exist. I say, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, they have sex, and they make another one of you.
What's the difference between a pile of 100 dead babies and a mustang challenger? A mustang challenger doesn't exist
Q:Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him? A: He doesn’t exist you childish sh**
you.
my life
My girlfriend treats me like God. -- She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.
