Existence jokes

I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.

What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?

"To bee or not to bee."

Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?

His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.

Have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?

I was about to joke about your life, but I think your life is already a joke.

What moans about women but wouldn't exist without them? A triggered menimist.

You are like my girlfriend: imaginary and non-existent.

I call my friends Dodo birds. Because they don't exist.

My fortune cookie said, "Your existing plans will succeed." Not necessarily, since I'm suicidal...

My hopes and dreams.

Rape jokes are the funniest thing to ever exist.

This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.

But, it's like a plane pizza.

Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.

Me. I am the joke.

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

My life, but wait, jokes actually have meaning.

They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!

Roses are red, life has no meaning, voices in my head, are constantly screaming.

Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."

A: Who can tell me a joke?

B: Life.

What's worse than depression & suicide?

Easy: LIVING. Everyday you wish you were dead but then reality hits you in the face that you're still alive and have to suffer living.

Pretend or not pretend, we have to decide everyday even if we don't pretend no one will notice :) no one ever does :). Living is the problem to everything. We get depression cuz of it and so much. Why can't we just die :)?