The 3 life rules:
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3.
Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.
I’m rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.
I wish I knew life, but my dad said it was a mistake to begin with.
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.
Remember the big forehead kid who said “Give me a knife, I’m going to kill myself” ? because of being bullied His head was to big to even exist, and that's why he's dead
What moans about women but wouldn't exist without them? A triggered menimist.
You are like my girlfriend: imaginary and non-existent.
I call my friends Dodo birds. Because they don't exist.
My fortune cookie said, "Your existing plans will succeed." Not necessarily, since I'm suicidal...
My hopes and dreams.
Rape jokes are the funniest thing to ever exist.
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
They say one man’s trash is another man’s treasure. That’s why orphanages exist!
Roses are red, life has no meaning, voices in my head, are constantly screaming.
gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call daddy. and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call mommy
What's worse than depression & suicide?
Easy: LIVING. Everyday you wish you were dead but then reality hits you in the face that you're still alive and have to suffer living.
Pretend or not pretend, we have to decide everyday even if we don't pretend no one will notice :) no one ever does :). Living is the problem to everything. We get depression cuz of it and so much. Why can't we just die :)?
Why the "hell" is this here?
Brits don't exist mummies can't have kids
