Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.
Life's too short to want it.
"Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live." "1......2......3 .....4....5..." Did you notice you said nothing at all?
What's the difference between my imaginary friend and God?
None.
They're both imaginary.
Emo t shirt: EXISTENCE IS FUTILE.
Christmas. Living proof arseholes exist
My life.
Tell me when you get it.
My entire existence
Why doesn't my egg want to crack?
Because I hate my egg-sistence.
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water? 199, because, the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real). Get? https://youtu.be/XZQOjp0i35A?t=333
Why did the glacier send the ice berg to college? Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES; at the atomic level.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
Jesus Christ does exist, he does, and he is the son of god ....... a god that doesnt exist XD
a joke my life hahahahaha wait its notfunny
Apex Legends: exist Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with its self) "Everything is fine."
whats the diffret between a smart blond and a dinosaurs
the dinosaur once exsested
The second twin tower is like canada. It doesn’t exist.
IN 2011 Steven hawking said god didn’t exist in 2018 god said Steven hawking didn’t exist xx 😂😂
If your having a bad day just remember the Blobfish exists
i exist. \
