Existence jokes
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because anyone can take it.
I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"
Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.
Life sucks, and so does the vacuum, and other things.
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
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I have a new joke.
My life. Wait... jokes are supposed to have meaning.
Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020.
My attempt in 2021.
And my attempt this year.
Johnny: Why do cuss words exist?
Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older.
|| 20 YEARS LATER ||
Johnny: Mom, now can you tell me why cuss words exist?
Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them.
Johnny: Damn, Mom, you shoulda told me that when I was still seven 'cause now I really feel like that person.
I’m taken, taken my own life, bitch!
Old ladies are non existent.
What is a tree that does not exist?
A money tree.
What's the difference between a God and my mom?
My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.