Existence

Existence jokes

By the way, infertility is hereditary:

If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.

There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.

One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.

What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?

I don’t have a life.

Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.

Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?

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Johnny: Why do cuss words exist?

Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older.

|| 20 YEARS LATER ||

Johnny: Mom, now can you tell me why cuss words exist?

Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them.

Johnny: Damn, Mom, you shoulda told me that when I was still seven 'cause now I really feel like that person.

What's the difference between a God and my mom?

My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."