Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!
Existence Jokes
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
Where has God existed outside of a man's awareness of him?
I laughed at my life so hard.
A true God would be godless himself.
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
I am the worst joke ever. Get it? My whole life is a joke.
I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.
Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because anyone can take it.
I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
