Existence jokes
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa? The water gun.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
Me: The light wow brighter than my future.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
Life lesson guys:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
So many things are going through my head.
How am I not dead yet?
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
My friend said my life was a joke.
No jokes have meaning.
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.