My ex got hit by a bus yesterday.i nearly lost my job
Ur butt is bigger then my ex-girlfriend’s butt and I love it
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i was hit by a car later my ex lost her bus job
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When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room
What do you call a no r-med T-rex
A T-ex
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT. (I capitalized important parts of the joke)
Build your ex a fire and their warm for a day.
Set you ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence
Peanuts are hard to crack just like my ex wifes heart
my ex missis me but her aim is geting better
What do the twin towers and my ex have in comman? The both fell on my dad.
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The only thing colder than Siberia is my girlfriends ex!
This morning I was having a conversation with my ex boyfriend about reincarnation I said to him if you could come back in the next life as anything what would you come back as and he thought about it for a minute and says a tree that way everybody can look at me and admire me. Then he says the same thing to me I started thinking about it when these two sexy half naked studs walked by one was a jock the other on his bicycle I know I said I want to come back as a jockstrap or a bicycle seat but knowing my luck I'll come back as a tampon
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i broke up with my ex girl friend hears her numba
sike thats the wrong number
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“Ouch!” “What’s wrong?” “I stepped on a screw.” “Are you ok?” “I’m in ex-screw-xiating (excruciating) pain!”
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red? My ex wife.
