Exaggeration jokes
Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.
Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
You're so ugly that I choked and died.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
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Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
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Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!