Exaggeration jokes

Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!

Yo mama so fat...

...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.

Your hairline goes so far back that it has no records of it happening in history.

Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.

Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)

Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!

Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.

You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!

Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.

Chuck Norris strangled someone with a cordless phone.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...

SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!

Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.

Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.

Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.

Yo mama so fat, even Dora couldn't explore her.

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.