Exaggeration jokes
Chuck Norris trained Dude Perfect how to do it.
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.
Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!
Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.
Yo mama so fat...
...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
Chuck Norris strangled someone with a cordless phone.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!