Exaggeration jokes
How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.
Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
Yo mama so fat that when she crossed the road, people mistook her for a roundabout.
Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.
Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
Your forehead is so large, if I drew an H on it, maybe Kobe could've landed.
Chuck Norris strangled someone with a cordless phone.
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Yo mama is so skinny, she can dodge raindrops.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.