Exaggeration jokes
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So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.
Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.
Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.
The bear rug on Chuck Norris's floor isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys π
A cobra once bit Chuck Norris. After hours of agonising pain... it died.
Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."
Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"
Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.