Saddam Hussein jokes

Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!

How did I escape from Iraq, Iran?

"It's not a war crime if you invade a country with oil."

-Sun Tzu, Art of War

Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)

9/10/01

Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”

What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?

A bath bomb.