Exaggeration jokes
Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.
Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!
Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!
Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!
Your mom is so fat, it takes a year to turn around.
Can I get a glass of water? I will give you anything you ask.
Really, then give me a pond of water.
Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!
Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
Best thing ever right here.
So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!