Exaggeration jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!
Memes
Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!
Your mom is so fat, it takes a year to turn around.
Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!
"Yo mama's so fat, that I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing today!"
Can I get a glass of water? I will give you anything you ask.
Really, then give me a pond of water.
Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!
Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!