Exaggeration jokes
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!
Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!
Memes
Your mom is so fat, it takes a year to turn around.
Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!
"Yo mama's so fat, that I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing today!"
Can I get a glass of water? I will give you anything you ask.
Really, then give me a pond of water.
Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!
Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
Foi o Chuck Norris que fez o parto da sua mãe.
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.
Best thing ever right here.
So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.