Exaggeration jokes

Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!

Your mom is so fat, it takes a year to turn around.

Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!

"Yo mama's so fat, that I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing today!"

Can I get a glass of water? I will give you anything you ask.

Really, then give me a pond of water.

Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!

Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?

Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.

You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.

Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!

Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.

Best thing ever right here.

So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.

Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!

Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!

Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.

Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.

Foi o Chuck Norris que fez o parto da sua mãe.

Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.

Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!

Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!