Exaggeration jokes
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
Damn, bitch, you got a big ass for a head!
The bear rug on Chuck Norris's floor isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
When his dick is really, really small, but you pretend it is so big it hurts so you don’t make him feel bad 'cause he is a nice guy.
Every culture has weird food.
Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.
Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry.
Your ma is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.
Your hairline goes so far back, the dinosaurs saw it before you did.