Me: Sister, are you wearing makeup?
My sister wearing all the world's makeup.
Sister: Just a little.
Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.
Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
You're overreacting.
Yo mama is so fat, she brought a pencil to early intervention!
