Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!
Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Foi o Chuck Norris que fez o parto da sua mãe.
You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Best thing ever right here.
So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.
I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.
