Exaggeration jokes

Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."

Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.

A cobra once bit Chuck Norris. After hours of agonising pain... it died.

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"

Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.

My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.

Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.

Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!

Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!

Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"

Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!

When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.

"Yo mama's so fat, that I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing today!"

Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven...

Your forehead is so big, your face is on your chin.

Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.

You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.

Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.