Exaggeration jokes
My respect for you didn't just go through the roof, it touched the fucking sun!
Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.
Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.
Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.
Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Yo mama is so fat that she crushed her PlayStation profile.
Yo mama is so Jewish that pennies run away from getting pinched by her.
Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!
Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.
Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!