Exaggeration jokes

Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.

Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.

Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.

Yo mamma so old that when she farts, we have to dust again.

Mine never stops.

I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.

Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.

Q: What do you call a tsunami?

A: Your mom's water breaking.

Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.

Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.

Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?

Because they literally can't even.

Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.

Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!

Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.

Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!

Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.

Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"

When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.

Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.