Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
Exaggeration Jokes
Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.
Chuck Norris strangled someone with a cordless phone.
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
Your mom smells so bad she could stun a horse in a field.
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.
Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.
Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!
Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!
Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"
Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!
Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!
