Exaggeration jokes

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"

You're so wonderful that Wonderland booked tickets to meet you!

Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.

Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.

Your mama is so short, she does backflips under her bed.

I can find the end of time before I find your hairline.

Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.

Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo mama so fat, I couldn't see the store.

I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very egg-citing, although, I was exaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then you’re hard-boiled. That’s all for today, yolks! So I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a catastrophe. These kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be kitten me.” Meanwhile, in the ocean, they just waved, see what I did there? You shore you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too deep for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had no body. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He boned her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.

Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.

Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏

Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.

Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.

Chuck Norris: "I block bullets with my beard." Abraham Lincoln: "I catch bullets with my skull."

Nobody

Literally nobody

Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?

Chuck Norris one-shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"

Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.