Exaggeration jokes

Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.

Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.

I know it's bad, sorry.

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.

I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.

Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.

Q: What do you call a tsunami?

A: Your mom's water breaking.

My respect for you didn't just go through the roof, it touched the fucking sun!

My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.

My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.

When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!

Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!

Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.

Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.

Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!

"Yo mama's so fat, that I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing today!"

Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!

Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.

Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"

Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!

Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.