Exaggeration jokes

My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.

When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!

Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!

Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."

Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.

Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.

"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"

Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.

I know it's bad, sorry.

Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.

Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.

Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.

Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!

Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!

Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.

Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"

Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!

When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.