Exaggeration jokes
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat, she made a whole species extinct.
Alfonso's mom is so fat that she stepped on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh shit, that's my phone number!"
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.
Yo mama so fat that she needs 12 queen size mattresses to go to sleep.
Your mama so fat, when Santa saw her he said, "Ho, ho, holy s***!"
Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!
Yo, forehead is so big...the photo on yo driver's license says "to be continued on the back."
Chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago, but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
Yo mama so fat that when she crossed the road, people mistook her for a roundabout.
In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.
Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?
Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed Death.
Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it says, "To be continued."
Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.
Chuck Norris one-shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"
Joe mama is so fat, Dora can't explore her.
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
You're so ugly that everytime you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."