Exaggeration jokes

Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.

Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!

Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!

Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.

Yo mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.

Foi o Chuck Norris que fez o parto da sua mãe.

I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)

Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!

Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!

Yo mama so fat, when she went into an elevator, she had to go down.

Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.

Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.

Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."

You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.

Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."

You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!