Exaggeration jokes

Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.

Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!

Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!

You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.

Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.

Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.

I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)

Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!

Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!

Yo mama so fat, when she went into an elevator, she had to go down.

Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.

Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.

Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."

You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.

You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!

Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."

Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!