I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)
Exaggeration Jokes
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
Yo mama so fat, when she went into an elevator, she had to go down.
Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."
You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!
Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
Me: Sister, are you wearing makeup?
My sister wearing all the world's makeup.
Sister: Just a little.
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.
Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.
You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.
