Exaggeration jokes

Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.

Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.

Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!

Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.

Yo mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.

That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.

Foi o Chuck Norris que fez o parto da sua mãe.

Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!

You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.

Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!

Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.

I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)

Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!

Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!

Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.

Yo mama so fat, when she went into an elevator, she had to go down.

Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."

Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."

You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.

You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!