Exaggeration jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat, she made a whole species extinct.
1. If being ugly was a crime, you would have a life sentence.
2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships.
3. There is a tree out there giving you oxygen, and you owe that tree an apology.
4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.
5. When I saw your dad on the sidewalk, I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
6. If I had powers, I would make you the dumbest person alive, but it seems life already beat me to the punch.
7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it.
8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting.
10. Were you born on a highway, 'cause that’s where most accidents happen?
11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya.
12. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented.
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.
Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."
Chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago, but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him.
Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it told her "I wanted your weight not your phone number."
Alfonso's mom is so fat that she stepped on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh shit, that's my phone number!"
Lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place, but Chuck Norris does.
Your mama is so fat, One Punch Man had to punch twice.
I'm telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution.
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
I'm not saying I hate you, but if you got hit by a bus, I'd be driving that bus.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
The day after Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.
Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.
Yo mama is so fat, that when I unfollowed her on Instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage.
Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.