Saddam Hussein's Shallow Bunker Above an Ancient Cave System

Listen up, buttercup. This diagram shows Saddam Hussein hiding in his famously small 'spider hole' after the invasion of Iraq. But because you're obviously not a history genius, the joke is that they put his tiny, lame hiding spot right on top of a gigantic, epic, probably mythological underground world. Your hiding places are probably just as shallow, you weakling.