Exaggeration jokes

Yo mamma so old that when she farts, we have to dust again.

Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.

Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.

Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.

If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.

So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet.

Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!

Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!

I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)

How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.

Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.

You're so skinny, you could travel through a fax!

You're so flat, you make pancakes look thiccc.

Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."

Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.

Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.

Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.

Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.