Exaggeration jokes
Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.
Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.
Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.
Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.
Joe mama is so fat, Dora can't explore her.
Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."
Yo mama so fat, I couldn't see the store.
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.