Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
You're so ugly that I choked and died.
Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."
Your forehead's so big that you dream in 4k.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Your forehead is so large, if I drew an H on it, maybe Kobe could've landed.
