Exaggeration jokes
Can I get a glass of water? I will give you anything you ask.
Really, then give me a pond of water.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...
SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!
Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!
Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"
Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!
Yo mama is so fat, she brought a pencil to early intervention!
What do you do when your baby starts screaming?
Use more lube.
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.
Yo mama is so skinny, she uses floss as toilet paper.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries.
Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.
Yo mama so fat, she wears Orion's belt!