Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Every Time Jokes
Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
If I had two nickels every time PETA parodied a game, I'd have 14.
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.
Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣
Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time, and you only hurt yourself.
Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow... then you in trouble!
One day I caught my sister talking to my girlfriend, and she said, "You never told me you're lesbian." I said, "No, not at all." My girlfriend asked, "Why did you not tell her?" and I said, "Because every time I bring a girl home, I hear too much noise in her room, and I never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash." She said, "Yeah, the trash is her junk."
I got so bad about cutting myself every time I went to the bathroom, I wanted to break my jacket zipper off and use that!
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!
UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!
Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!
Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."
Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.
