Every Time jokes

Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.

I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."

Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it, it gets shorter.

Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."

Every time French people greet me, they say "banjo."

Nga, I don't got no fucking banjo.

This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.

Yo mama so fat...

That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!

Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.

Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.

You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.

If I had two nickels every time PETA parodied a game, I'd have 14.

I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.

You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."

Why is it that every time I masturbate, things get out of hand?

Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣

My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.

When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.