Every Time jokes
Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."
Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it, it gets shorter.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.
Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
If I had two nickels every time PETA parodied a game, I'd have 14.
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
Why is it that every time I masturbate, things get out of hand?