Evers jokes
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.
Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?
No, well neither has he.
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.
I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
Have you ever been accused of a crime you didn't commit? Well, I have! I was wrongfully accused of larceny yesterday. I'm not smart enough for that, I just stole some stuff.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"
Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote? He got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of his legs, and was still stuck!
Angela: Kris, I just met the nicest, sweetest guy ever.
Kristie: Who is he and what is his name?
Angela: His name is Kevin.
Kristie: Kevin? I remember him. He said he had to go to Italy for a meeting, never seen him after that. What the hell is Kevin doing here?
Angela: I don't know.
Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.
I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.
Have you ever walked into Jason Fraser’s house?
Neither has he.
Best chick ever.
Call me at 6969696969.
How do you surprise a 50-year-old man? By putting a 12-inch dick through his ass.
He said, "Best surprise ever!"