Why can’t you ever trick an aborted baby?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday 🤭
I told my friend that if he ever wants 50% off something at a store just to take me with him and scan my wrist.
me: do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?
bank teller: [eyes wide] uhhhhh
me: *scratches head with gun* man, i hate it when this happens
so I and my friend were talking this time, I asked them what they would do if they ever met rengoku they said that they would probably like shake his hand or sm but I said I would lick his forehead. wtf
If you are ever bored punch an orphan what are they gunna do tell their parents?
What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?
$2 billion and high cholesterol.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history
Got a PS5 for my little brother yesterday, best trade I'd ever done.