Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
You suck harder than a vacuum ever will :)
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Like if you RIP Shane Warne 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺
So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.
Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.
Anyways, she cried lol.
You've heard of anal sex.
You've heard of oral sex.
You've heard of genital sex.
But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
I got a PS5 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.
Ever looked at a cemetery and thought, wow, Heaven and Hell must be crowded?
Remember kids, if ever you're bored, kick an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Like this if you have ever had a family member die.
like this if you have ever been abused.
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Have you ever heard of horchata? Horchata, fuck up!
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
Neither has he.
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
