Event jokes

I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........

Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?

His family was blown up by meteors.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.

Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.

My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.

Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!

[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.

Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.

My friend: How?

Justin: Justin!

Thank God I went on the tenth.

Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?

Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀

Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?

They had better reflexes than the trading center.

It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.

I rate it 9/11.

Everyone at the Queen's funeral:

Me and the boys getting her reboot card.

9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.

Why are the Twin Towers mad?

They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.

I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.

Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.

September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay

Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.

He was a great pilot ;(