Event jokes
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
Thank God I went on the tenth.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
I rate it 9/11.
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!