Event jokes
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
Twin Towers, more like dead towers.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
Thank God I went on the tenth.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.