Event

Event jokes

My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.

[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.

Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?

Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀

"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."

I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.

They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!

It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!