Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Event Jokes
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
I rate it 9/11.
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
The twins are falling down.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad.
We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons, but before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted, "I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD!"
Shame on Penaldo for ruining the event! 😡
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
