I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
Thank God I went on the tenth.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
