Event jokes
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
September 11th is the superior birthday because no one forgets it. #flexingonyoubitches ;)
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!
Yesterday I went to a party at my friend’s house. Everyone was dressed as birthday candles. It was a blowout.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries is just watching a kill cam.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
what do you call it when you get married in Panera Bread?
Panera Wed.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!