Event jokes
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."
At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Where did Suzie go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
It was 9/10.
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
Happy New Year! 🍆🍑🍆🍑
There is going to be a wild party at the orphanage, the parents aren't home.
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"