Event jokes
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries is just watching a kill cam.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
what do you call it when you get married in Panera Bread?
Panera Wed.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."
At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Where did Suzie go after the bombing?
Everywhere.