Event jokes
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was tiers.
I put the fun in funeral.
All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
I hate stairs. They are always up to something.
I love stairs. They are always down to party.
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her on Halloween.
I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.
I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.
My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.
For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
No one ever forgets it! <3
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.