In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
What's yellow and can't swim? My mom on Halloween.
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"
Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.
Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.
SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
His girls clapped, BTW. 😬
September 11, bring your plane to work day.
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.
I watched the series of unfortanet events 4 times all the shows 4 times, : me -crying - I am trying to finish the rest then my brother comes in and says it is PG, ( parent guidens) after that.... My brother called me a bAby then he pushed me off my bed.😭
What's the one thing me and the New Year's ball have in common?
It's not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this New Year's.
What’s one thing you can say at a funeral and during sex?
She was too young.
What is an orphan's favorite event? Homecoming.
I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says: Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE ....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless RIP Meh Soul
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.
I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."
