What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What’s an orphans least favorite school event? Home coming!
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a muscle.
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
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Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
