Event jokes
My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.
I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.
My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.
For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
No one ever forgets it! <3
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
September 11th is the superior birthday because no one forgets it. #flexingonyoubitches ;)
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!
Yesterday I went to a party at my friendβs house. Everyone was dressed as birthday candles. It was a blowout.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries is just watching a kill cam.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
what do you call it when you get married in Panera Bread?
Panera Wed.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!