Event jokes
Just saw the news that Kobe passed. I guess there's a first for everything.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because he had no body to go with.
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Hey, 2001 just called.
They want their towers back.
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"9/11."
"9/11 who?"
"You said you'd never forget!"
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!