Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.
I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.
Birthday girl: Oh wow!
Parent: Anyone missing?
Birthday girl: Your parents.
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What’s an orphans least favorite school event? Home coming!
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
