Event jokes
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
What's the worst thing to say at a funeral? "Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"
Why is September 11th the best birthday? No one forgets it!
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a giant spoon to the Super Bowl.
Just saw the news that Kobe passed. I guess there's a first for everything.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because he had no body to go with.
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Hey, 2001 just called.
They want their towers back.
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)