I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.
It's called "spastics on elastics."
Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony was horrible, but the reception was great!
Two artists had an art contest. It ended in a draw.
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.
