Event

Event jokes

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?

Elton John is still standing.

What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?

It got a bunch of plane.

What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?

I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.

What's the worst thing to say at a funeral? "Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"

Why did the skeleton not go to prom?

Because he had no body to go with.

What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?

Clash Royale still has a tower.

When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.