At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad. Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long, but boy, it's awfully sad. Although I came from a hole (Although I came from a hole) I'm singin' right from the soul (I'm singin' right from the soul)
My fanny needs a blanket And somebody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby
And I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha, I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll)
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.
I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.
Birthday girl: Oh wow!
Parent: Anyone missing?
Birthday girl: Your parents.
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.
