Event jokes
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
What's the worst thing to say at a funeral? "Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"
Why is September 11th the best birthday? No one forgets it!
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a giant spoon to the Super Bowl.
Just saw the news that Kobe passed. I guess there's a first for everything.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because he had no body to go with.
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Hey, 2001 just called.
They want their towers back.
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"9/11."
"9/11 who?"
"You said you'd never forget!"
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.