Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
what do you call it when you get married in Panera Bread?
Panera Wed.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."
At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
Happy New Year! šššš
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
At weddings my mom always tells me Iām next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad. Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long, but boy, it's awfully sad. Although I came from a hole (Although I came from a hole) I'm singin' right from the soul (I'm singin' right from the soul)
My fanny needs a blanket And somebody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby
And I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha, I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll)
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
