Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"
"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, every time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
I was in a motivational seminar about depression the other day, and she said I could be anything I wanted to be if I put my mind to it. Sometimes you just have to bite the bullet and do it, even if it's messy.
The suicide hotline didn't even give me advice on how to kill myself. Not helpful at all.
Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.
I was going to give my wife chocolates, but my fat friends ate them.
Wife: "You don't even have friends!"
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.
