New Even Jokes - Page 9 - Worst Jokes Ever

There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.

Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.

You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish.

Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA

Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."

Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!

Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.

Being alive is so expensive, I am not even having a good time doing it.

Mum: If your friend jumped off a cliff, would you?

Me: Oh yeah, no doubt my friend wouldn't even have to jump first.

His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.

Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.

Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.

The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.

Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...

Oh wait...

My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!

Wow, these jokes are lit.

Some might say even killer!

If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.

You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.

Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.

Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.

Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶

Jack and Jill went up the hill so they can fetch some pee. Jack fell down and broke his whole body. Jill just laughed and didn’t care, so now they have a daughter.