Being alive is so expensive, I am not even having a good time doing it.
Mum: If your friend jumped off a cliff, would you?
Me: Oh yeah, no doubt my friend wouldn't even have to jump first.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
Ur mama so fat that when she when to the ocean all the whales started singing we are family even know your fatter than me
Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
Wow, these jokes are lit.
Some might say even killer!
If you get offended, leave, how did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No. You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke but the people that do this are.
your hairline is that far back that i cant even back out of my car
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms. I can do anything u normal people can do. Me: 🎵If you’re happy and u know it clap ur hands! 🎶
Jack and Jill went up the hill so they can fetch some pee. Jack fell down and broke his whole body. Jill just laughed and didn’t care, so now they have a daughter.
I bet ur hairline gose inside ur private part and ur girlfriend can’t even touch it
I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.
Then I was even sadder, because that lucky guy didn't even *need* shoes!
A Karen is so stupid, she can't even cross the hairline!
I'm still wondering who took jeasus' sandles
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder 🤔
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway, and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?
