Ethics jokes
"_____ abortion clinic, you rape it, we scrape it.
_____ sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it."
Welcome to ____ pizzeria and abortion clinic where your loss is our sauce.
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone.
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!
The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself.
So I treat everyone like garbage.
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Religion
A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink.
A guy tells his pal, "My wife is expecting. We're going to the clinic to see if it's a girl or a boy."
"Congrats, man. What are you gonna name it if it's a boy?"
"We're going with Trevor."
"Ok, what if it's a girl?"
"Then we'll have an abortion."
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?
"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Bill, that's racist!
"Stop, that's mean! You're making fun of people with Down syndrome!"
I wrote a passage to stop about bullying, and it was easy. Do you know why?
Because I am a bully!
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
What's better than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.
Bro, wait, are cannibals real, though?
Anyway, my joke is if you eat yourself, are you a cannibal?
Think about it, lol. Haha.
Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he's so worried we're going to jail. I'm not. I'm fine. Please reply fast.