Religion
A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink.
A guy tells his pal, "My wife is expecting. We're going to the clinic to see if it's a girl or a boy."
"Congrats, man. What are you gonna name it if it's a boy?"
"We're going with Trevor."
"Ok, what if it's a girl?"
"Then we'll have an abortion."
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?
"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Bill, that's racist!
"Stop, that's mean! You're making fun of people with Down syndrome!"
I wrote a passage to stop about bullying, and it was easy. Do you know why?
Because I am a bully!
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
What's better than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.
Bro, wait, are cannibals real, though?
Anyway, my joke is if you eat yourself, are you a cannibal?
Think about it, lol. Haha.
Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he's so worried we're going to jail. I'm not. I'm fine. Please reply fast.
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If a person shoots a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful, or is it murder?
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.
My sister's boyfriend is mad because I fucked his girl.
