Ethics jokes

One day my girlfriend and I were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.

If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?

Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?

Because it’s only bad when white people do it.

Killing someone is better than killing yourself.

What do you tell a female with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

My grandfather tells me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

So dark.

Many jokes about orphans.

God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!

I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.

What is the difference between whores and nuns?

Nuns usually discover their own chosen vocation. Whores usually have their vocation chosen by pimps.

I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.

If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?

Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?

... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.

If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?

What is the difference between a human and the human rights act, a tree house, and a human being?

Some people think incest jokes are funny.

I just think it's all relative.

"_____ abortion clinic, you rape it, we scrape it.

_____ sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it."

Welcome to ____ pizzeria and abortion clinic where your loss is our sauce.

What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?

I don't know... I just fly the drone.

When your mum tells you to help your granny.

And you unplug life support!