End jokes
Twitter just blew my mind.
I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
What goes in dry and comes out wet and has white stuff at the end?
I can find the end of time before I find your hairline.
Pro lifers: End abortion!!!
Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.
Iβm going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I wonβt stand up and shut the door.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
It's the season of giving, so I'll be giving up!
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
I told someone some jokes, y'know? "Fruit Ninja," "barcode legs," "French puppet thigh wrings." And she was like saying that's not cool and stuff. So she reported me, and it was like:
The counselor: "So I've heard you've been making sh jokes?" Me: "You say it like it's a bad thing." Her: "It is." Me: "Chill bro, it ain't that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)"
π£: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
This is the log reference. Use it to post your logs. Logs can be posted by Info Gatherers or Announcers.
/{[(Log date) -Month- -Year- -Day-] -Log Title- } "-Log Information- " End of Log
Thank you, -Connor
What do we find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter W.
"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"