End jokes

Pro lifers: End abortion!!!

Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.

I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.

Why does Hitler hate golf?

He would end up in a bunker!

It's the season of giving, so I'll be giving up!

Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.

What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?

"That rotten asshole split on me again!"

How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.

What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.

What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.

Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.

What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.

How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.

I told someone some jokes, y'know? "Fruit Ninja," "barcode legs," "French puppet thigh wrings." And she was like saying that's not cool and stuff. So she reported me, and it was like:

The counselor: "So I've heard you've been making sh jokes?" Me: "You say it like it's a bad thing." Her: "It is." Me: "Chill bro, it ain't that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)"

🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"

"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."

This is the log reference. Use it to post your logs. Logs can be posted by Info Gatherers or Announcers.

/{[(Log date) -Month- -Year- -Day-] -Log Title- } "-Log Information- " End of Log

Thank you, -Connor

What do we find at the end of every rainbow?

The letter W.

"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"

I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.

"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.

“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.

Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next-door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off.” In the end, I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.

What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.