Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
I told someone some jokes, y'know? "Fruit Ninja," "barcode legs," "French puppet thigh wrings." And she was like saying that's not cool and stuff. So she reported me, and it was like:
The counselor: "So I've heard you've been making sh jokes?" Me: "You say it like it's a bad thing." Her: "It is." Me: "Chill bro, it ain't that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)"
π£: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
This is the log reference. Use it to post your logs. Logs can be posted by Info Gatherers or Announcers.
/{[(Log date) -Month- -Year- -Day-] -Log Title- } "-Log Information- " End of Log
Thank you, -Connor
What we find At the end of every rainbow? β¬οΈβ¬οΈβ¬οΈβ¬οΈβ¬οΈ
The letter W
"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
"911, whatβs your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
βI think my daddy want to kill me,β the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughterβs voice.
Canβt believe how ungrateful my dwarf next-door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to βfuck off.β In the end, I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? Theyβll both end soon.
What do u call a pencil with no end... Pointless
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
What starts with F and ends with CK firetruck
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
