I told someone some jokes y'know fruit ninja, barcode legs, french puppet thigh wrings. And she was like saying thats not cool and stuff. So she reported me and it was like. The counselor: So i've heard you've been making sh jokes? Me: You say it like it's a bad thing Her: It is Me: chill bro it aint that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)
π£: "Stop making suicide jokes! "
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon"
This is the log reference. Use it to post your logs. Logs can be posted by Info Gatherers or Announcers.
/{[(Log date) -Month- -Year- -Day-] -Log Title- } "-Log Information- " End of Log
Thank you, -Connor
What we find At the end of every rainbow? β¬οΈβ¬οΈβ¬οΈβ¬οΈβ¬οΈ
The letter W
"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
911, whatβs your emergency? I asked, and listening to the quiet sobs of a litte kid on the other end of the line.
βI think my daddy want to kill meβ the girl said and cried making me freeze on the spot as i recognized my daughterβs voice.
Canβt believe how ungrateful my dwarf next door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to βfuck offβ. In the end I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.
What does a relationship and suicidal thoughts have in common? Theyβll both end soon.
What do u call a pencil with no end... Pointless
What is the difference from a orphan and a mailman The mailman goes home at the end of the day
What starts with F and ends with CK firetruck
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end they all come crashing down
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isnβt the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
βEmo cake?β says the baker. β What exactly is it?β
Anthony says, βItβs the cake that cuts itself.β
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
Whatβs the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
Theyβre both white and flavourless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelard.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if heβs an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favourite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
Iβm going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad and then Iβm going to have a car and a birthday party came up for the weekend at the end of the week I was going to get my birthday cake for the day
Little Johnny meets Big Suzy. Little Johnny and Big Suzy got together. Little Johnny still regrets getting together with her to this very day. The end.
End everything and your life, steven roca
I was reading a book one day, when I suddenly hear a sound. It was the grim reaper. I ignore it and continue reading my book. Suddenly I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies. I used to like fireworks. But I'm dead now. Fireworks like a charm, if you don't mind something a little ghostly. What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.
I read the brothers grim books, then I see a black figure reaping about. I realized someone has died. But I don't do anything about it. I continue to read and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
How do you know when a football player has been to jail? When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.
