What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
What is long, hard and has cum in it? CuCUMber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? SiX
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
I told someone some jokes, y'know? "Fruit Ninja," "barcode legs," "French puppet thigh wrings." And she was like saying that's not cool and stuff. So she reported me, and it was like:
The counselor: "So I've heard you've been making sh jokes?" Me: "You say it like it's a bad thing." Her: "It is." Me: "Chill bro, it ain't that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)"
๐ฃ: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
This is the log reference. Use it to post your logs. Logs can be posted by Info Gatherers or Announcers.
/{[(Log date) -Month- -Year- -Day-] -Log Title- } "-Log Information- " End of Log
Thank you, -Connor
What we find At the end of every rainbow? โฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธ
The letter W
"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
"911, whatโs your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
โI think my daddy want to kill me,โ the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughterโs voice.
Canโt believe how ungrateful my dwarf next-door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to โfuck off.โ In the end, I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? Theyโll both end soon.
What do u call a pencil with no end... Pointless
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
What starts with F and ends with CK firetruck
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isnโt the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
โEmo cake?โ says the baker. โWhat exactly is it?โ
Anthony says, โItโs the cake that cuts itself.โ
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
Whatโs the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
Theyโre both white and flavorless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelord.
Recommended: Fat Jokes
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if heโs an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
