Little Johnny meets Big Suzy.
Little Johnny and Big Suzy got together.
Little Johnny still regrets getting together with her to this very day.
The end.
I was reading a book one day when I suddenly heard a sound. It was the Grim Reaper. I ignored it and continued reading my book. Suddenly, I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies.
I used to like fireworks, but I'm dead now. Fireworks look like a charm if you don't mind something a little ghostly.
What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.
How do you know when a football player has been to jail?
When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:am, and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary
Basketballs are bigger than end.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end
Little Johnny went to the beach found some cocane and died the end
When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
Yeah I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.
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Level 1 Feel it One Two Three Four Five Six Seven; end of level one.
If I saw a homosexual or transsexual man do so much as TOUCH my child, he would be dead, zombified, and castrated by the end of the day.
Protect your young'uns from these degenerate freaks and live off the grid so they have no bearing on your life.