Emotion jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. Depression who? Depression you!
Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.
No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself.
Once upon a time, three babies were born in 2015. She was always crying for 2015. He loves her birth date. 🤗😈🤗🤕🤒no🤗🤑😱😎🙌🙏🙈🙉🙊
I don't have any friends.
If you like this, I can be your friend :)
What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?
Nothing, it was feeling blue.
It's ironic that the more other people love you, the more you hate yourself.
They said I was depressed, I should make an effort to do what I love.
I had to pay a hooker for twelve hours work.
... I felt nothing, but it was nice, being with someone who felt the same.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop up an onion.
Oh no!
These jokes make me want to die.
I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂
Oh, you're jealous now.
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
A: Nothing! He was hung over.
Why does the heart listen to music a lot?
Because it loves feeling the beat.
1273. Depression got the best of me. I'm gonna cry in my room now.
I was in a toxic relationship. After some time, my girlfriend died. Her name was Happy. Still got no clue of her body, and here I am lying on the bed so fucking happy.