Emotion jokes
Why is drinking soda so sad?
It's soda-pressing.
I'm dead inside.
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
Love? Is impossible.
I love you.
What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
My Bff: Hey do want any coffee?
Me: Yeh, of course.
My Bff: Ok which one?
Me: You know... the black one.
Me: Like my soul...
My Bff: Jeez you ok?
What time do you think dogs are not happy?
Bulldogs.
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. Depression who? Depression you!
Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.
No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself.
Once upon a time, three babies were born in 2015. She was always crying for 2015. He loves her birth date. 🤗😈🤗🤕🤒no🤗🤑😱😎🙌🙏🙈🙉🙊
I don't have any friends.
If you like this, I can be your friend :)
What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?
Nothing, it was feeling blue.
It's ironic that the more other people love you, the more you hate yourself.