People might not laugh at my jokes, or have a reaction at all, but I'd explode with euphoria.
Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.
Emotion Jokes
Society: :-)
I: :')
Society: you're doing it WRONG. It's :-) not :')
I: :'D
A 10-year-old: "I don't want to smile without having a reason to. People shouldn't think I'm happy 24/7."
A 10-year-old, a week later: "Damn... my life is shitty..."
<2 years later> 12-year-old: "What is de-pre-ssion?" *googles it*
Now 14-year-old: "Oh..."
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
My grief counselor died just the other day.
He was so good though, I didn't care.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
There's nothing else that can beat up dog.
What's up, dog?
Just my depression!
Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?
A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.
Being sad is my only happiness.
I'm dead inside.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I cut up onions.
What's the difference between babies and onions? I cry when I cut onions.
A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini.
The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him.
The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao.
What did Love name his daughter?
Sweetheart. ♥
Are you choked?
What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions?
Answer: Expresso! (KILL MEH)
When you realize you have depression, and depression realizes how stupid you were.
Why are you sad?
I’m depressed. I know black people could cry.
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.
Three guys are stranded with cannibals on an island. The cannibals said, "Each one of you come back with 10 pieces of fruit and shove them up your butt showing no emotion." The first guy came back with 10 apples, and by the second one, he started to grunt, so he was killed and eaten.
The second one came back with cherries, and when he went to put the 10th one in, he started to laugh, so he was killed and eaten. The two guys met in heaven, and the first guy said, "Dude, you were so close. What happened?" The second one said, "I would have made it, but I saw the third guy come back with 10 pineapples!!" 😝😝🤣🤣
