Emotion jokes
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
A: Nothing! He was hung over.
Why does the heart listen to music a lot?
Because it loves feeling the beat.
1273. Depression got the best of me. I'm gonna cry in my room now.
I was in a toxic relationship. After some time, my girlfriend died. Her name was Happy. Still got no clue of her body, and here I am lying on the bed so fucking happy.
When you look at the sun, it's like looking at me.
If depression is going to be my girlfriend, will she leave me?
People might not laugh at my jokes, or have a reaction at all, but I'd explode with euphoria.
Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.
Society: :-)
I: :')
Society: you're doing it WRONG. It's :-) not :')
I: :'D
A 10-year-old: "I don't want to smile without having a reason to. People shouldn't think I'm happy 24/7."
A 10-year-old, a week later: "Damn... my life is shitty..."
<2 years later> 12-year-old: "What is de-pre-ssion?" *googles it*
Now 14-year-old: "Oh..."
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
My grief counselor died just the other day.
He was so good though, I didn't care.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
There's nothing else that can beat up dog.
What's up, dog?
Just my depression!
Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?
A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.
Being sad is my only happiness.
I'm dead inside.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I cut up onions.
What's the difference between babies and onions? I cry when I cut onions.
A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini.
The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him.
The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao.
What did Love name his daughter?
Sweetheart. ♥