Emoś jokes
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
You are emo.
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
What did the tree do to the emo? Left her hanging.
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.