Emoś jokes
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
What did the tree do to the emo? Left her hanging.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
What's the one game emos hate?
Cut the rope.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
"I like ya cut G" means two different things.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
What’s an emo called Anna?
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(