Emoś jokes
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Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
What did the tree do to the emo? Left her hanging.
You are emo.
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."