Emoś jokes
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
What did the tree do to the emo? Left her hanging.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
You are emo.
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
What’s an emo called Anna?
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.