Emoś jokes
what happens when the president turns emo?
the great depression.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
I'm starting to wish my grass was emo.
Why?
So it would cut itself.
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
The emo kid went to give a tree a high five.
The tree left him hanging.
What is a group of emo kids called?
A suicide squad.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
If you take an emo kid grocery shopping.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.