Emoś jokes

Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...

Girl, scan the code on your wrist!

What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?

Tropical depressions.

A leaf and an emo fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?

The leaf, the rope stopped the emo.

What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?

America's Funniest Home Videos.

You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.

Like if your best friend is emo. *repost* or like if you have a best friend.

I wish my lawn was emo. Then it would cut itself.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a bulb?

None, because they all cry in the dark.

Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.

I tried being an emo, but I never got the hang of it.

What happens if a cookie turns emo?

It becomes a cookie cutter.

I asked an emo girl, "Do you ever get jealous of your phone when it dies?"

what's the difference between an emo and an apple? the apple falls to the ground while the emo just hangs there.

I tried to high-five my emo friend, but he just left me hanging.

Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)

When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."

Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!

What do emos and the Lorax have in common?

They both hang with trees.

I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.

What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?

They both smell like "Teen Spirit."