Emoś jokes
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
Like if you are emo.
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
When you can't pick
A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
Imagine being emo.
Couldn't be me.
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
The emo kid asked the tree for a high five. The tree left them hanging.
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!