Emoś jokes
what's the difference between an emo and an apple? the apple falls to the ground while the emo just hangs there.
What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
A leaf and an emo fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stopped the emo.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.
Like if your best friend is emo. *repost* or like if you have a best friend.
I wish my lawn was emo. Then it would cut itself.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a bulb?
None, because they all cry in the dark.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.