Emoś jokes
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.
I tried being an emo, but I never got the hang of it.
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
A leaf and an emo fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stopped the emo.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.
I wish my lawn was emo. Then it would cut itself.
Like if your best friend is emo. *repost* or like if you have a best friend.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a bulb?
None, because they all cry in the dark.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.
What happens if a cookie turns emo?
It becomes a cookie cutter.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)
I tried to high-five my emo friend, but he just left me hanging.