Emoś jokes
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
what makes emos jump?
a. bridges
What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
A leaf and an emo fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stopped the emo.
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.
An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"
Like if your best friend is emo. *repost* or like if you have a best friend.
I wish my lawn was emo. Then it would cut itself.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a bulb?
None, because they all cry in the dark.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
What happens if a cookie turns emo?
It becomes a cookie cutter.
Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.
When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."
I asked an emo girl, "Do you ever get jealous of your phone when it dies?"