Emoś jokes
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)
I tried to high-five my emo friend, but he just left me hanging.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?
The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
I wish my lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.
What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?
Hitler knows when to kill himself!
Is it normal my emo cousin's hobby is tying himself to train tracks?
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
I was once friends with a schizophrenic emo. He tried high-fiving a tree, but it only left him hanging.
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.