Emoś jokes
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"
I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.
I wish my lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.
What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?
Hitler knows when to kill himself!
Is it normal my emo cousin's hobby is tying himself to train tracks?
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
I was once friends with a schizophrenic emo. He tried high-fiving a tree, but it only left him hanging.
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Just cut the rope.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.