Emoś jokes
What is a group of emos called?
A funeral.
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?
Emos, they're still in the air.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."