Emoś jokes

You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.

What do emos and the Lorax have in common?

They both hang with trees.

I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.

Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.

What happens if a cookie turns emo?

It becomes a cookie cutter.

I tried to high-five my emo friend, but he just left me hanging.

I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.

That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.

I asked an emo girl, "Do you ever get jealous of your phone when it dies?"

When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."

An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.

What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?

There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.

An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"

I wish my lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.

What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?

Hitler knows when to kill himself!

Is it normal my emo cousin's hobby is tying himself to train tracks?

What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.

I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.

I was once friends with a schizophrenic emo. He tried high-fiving a tree, but it only left him hanging.

What's an emo's favorite game?

Limbo.

(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)