Emoś jokes

I asked an emo girl, "Do you ever get jealous of your phone when it dies?"

I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.

When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."

I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.

What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?

They both smell like "Teen Spirit."

Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?

What do emos and the Lorax have in common?

They both hang with trees.

You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.

I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.

what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.

An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.

What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?

The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.

What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?

There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.

An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"

I wish my lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.

What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?

Hitler knows when to kill himself!

Is it normal my emo cousin's hobby is tying himself to train tracks?

What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.

I was once friends with a schizophrenic emo. He tried high-fiving a tree, but it only left him hanging.

I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.